Recipe for preserving Children

1 Grass-grown field

1 half-dozen Children (or more)

Several dogs (and puppies if available)

1 Brook

Pebbles

Method

Into field pour children and dogs, allowing to mix well.

Pour brook over pebbles till slightly frothy.

When children are nicely brown cool in warm bath.

When dry, serve with milk and fresh baked gingerbread.

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